Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 200

Translator: GodBrandy  Editor: Kurisu

Did I drink too much? Or am I having hallucinations? Or maybe someone is playing tricks on me?

While he was thinking, the pekingese suddenly took out a mobile phone out of nowhere! Afterward, it used its small paw and pressed on the keyboard three times, dialing a certain number.

…It called the 110!

Then, the pekingese started to talk on the phone, its tone very relaxed, “Hello? Am I talking with a police officer in the Jiangnan College Town area? I’m a concerned citizen, and I discovered the traces of the dog theft syndicate in an old factory on the Fenghuang Street outside the city. This place is full of poor dogs that were seized and taken away. Please, come here as soon as possible to save them!”

The big man was dumbfounded. I must be dreaming, right? Yep, I’m probably still sleeping in my bed… the fact that I’m seeing a pekingese calling the police can’t be real, right?

This isn’t a frigging movie!

“Oi, this son of a b*tch is calling the police! Stop him, quickly!” Roared the fatty on the side. No matter where this pekingese came from, it was still reporting them to the police!

“I wonder about that. Although my mother was surely a beautiful pekingese, I was raised by stupid Yellow Mountain,” Doudou hung up the phone and said coldly.

The fatty cast all caution to the wind and pounced toward Doudou.

The big man also instinctively put a hand on the dog catching net hanging around his waist, preparing to catch Doudou.

Doudou sneered and used his paw to hit the fatty—who was immediately sent flying. After falling to the ground, he called out pitifully. He wouldn’t be able to get up for a while… no, let alone for a while, it was likely that he wouldn’t be able to get up for the next two weeks.

After sending the fatty flying, Doudou turned around and jumped up. Then, just like those experts in action movies, he landed on the big man’s face, starting to furiously hit him with his paws.

“Sbam, sbam, sbam…”

The big man was hit till he was lying on the ground half dead.

After instantly taking out these two members of the dog theft syndicate, Doudou aggressively barked, “Woof, woof!”

“It’s a monster!” The other members of the dog theft syndicate almost pissed their pants from fright. They ran away as fast as they could.

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After one minute, all members of the gang were lying on the ground, unconscious. Doudou had piled them up and formed a human pyramid in the middle of the abandoned factory. There was no way for the average man to outrun a monster dog.

After 15 minutes, the police arrived at the scene.

When the police officers barged into the abandoned factory, they saw the human pyramid formed by the members of the dog theft syndicate. On a side, there were many dog cages with hundreds of different puppies inside. The police officers looked at each other, somewhat confused.

“Is this the doing of the person that reported the crime? Only an outstanding boxer should be able to take on ten people alone.” The young police officer said.

The two older police officers squatted down and dumbfoundedly looked at the dog claw marks left on the members of the gang.

This time, they had managed to catch a bunch of sly criminals and save hundreds of pet dogs. This should be quite the achievement, right?

But for some reason, these experienced police officers kept having the feeling that there was something wrong with this situation.

On the roof, Doudou quietly watched as the members of the dog theft syndicate were arrested and the puppies freed.

Afterward, he lightly jumped and left, just like a hero secretly leaving after saving the day!

At this time, Doudou felt that he was very cool.

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China, southeast. Here, there was a mysterious place where no average man could set his foot. This place was engulfed in mist all year long. A lot of adventurers were attracted to this place and decided to explore it. However, no matter how experienced these people were, after entering, they would unknowingly return to their original position.

According to ‘experts’, this place was a natural labyrinth. And since it was always covered by fog, all those that entered would walk till they got lost, unknowingly returning to the starting point.

But in reality… there was a powerful seal set in this place.

The core of this mysterious area was a meteorite. A Sixth Stage True Monarch used the meteorite as a base for the Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Technique, and sealed a powerful cultivator in this place!

The person sealed in this place was Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist, an influential and powerful cultivator.

200 years ago, he was a well-known elder of the Penniless Thief Sect. He had looted many immortal caves that belonged to Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperors; his achievements were outstanding.

This Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist was the same person that had provoked True Monarch Yellow Mountain and had been later sealed in this place due to his death-seeking behavior.

While he was suppressed by the seal, True Monarch Yellow Mountain abused him in various ways.

For example, he specifically created a server and an instant messaging program for him. Afterward, he added 300 fake accounts to keep him company and let him boast about his deeds.

This way, he wouldn’t be bored while remaining sealed.

Nowadays, Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist was brimming with confidence and was ready to break the Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Technique, staging a comeback.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain was also very curious. These days, he took some time out of his busy schedule and hid on the site. He wanted to see just how Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist planned to break the seal.

At first, True Monarch Yellow Mountain was planning to savor Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist’s great escape all alone.

But now… a cute girl with a chubby face was standing beside him. She was both anxious and conflicted, and her hands were tightly clasped together.

However, besides her was also standing a handsome… no! He could be described as the most perfect and the most good-looking cultivator in the world. And right now, that cultivator was smiling. His smile resembled the spring breeze caressing one’s face.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain was looking at the handsome cultivator with a pained look—he had tried to hide with all his might, and yet, he still ended up meeting Senior White!

“Venerable White, how come you’re here?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked cautiously. At the same time, he was trying to keep his state of mind under control, not daring to look at Venerable White too much.

“It was quite the coincidence. I didn’t expect to meet fellow daoist Yellow Mountain either. I’m here to retrieve my Meteor Sword.” Venerable White held his fair chin and nodded, continuing his explanation, “When I was closing up, my Meteor Sword was stolen by a disciple of the Penniless Thief Sect. That disciple is named Liu Tianzong, but he seems to go by the name of ‘Cold Flame Sword’ nowadays.

From what I know, Liu ‘Cold Flame Sword’ Tianzong is planning to come here to rescue Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist from the seal. Therefore, as long as I wait in this place, I’ll be able to retrieve my Meteor Sword.”

At this time, True Monarch Yellow Mountain really regretted his actions.

Since he wanted to play tricks on Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist, he didn’t release him at the scheduled time. And now, it had brought Senior White here.

Had he known this earlier, he would have released Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist ahead of time. Not only that, he would have also arranged a banquet for him and asked him to get the hell out of this place.

But now, it was too late to regret.

Leaving this aside… it seems that Venerable White has changed a bit. Has his mysterious charm weakened? Did he learn to control his charm after breaking through to the Seventh Stage?

“Yep, your guess is correct. I’ve finally learned to control my aura,” Venerable White suddenly turned his head and smiled at True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

What? I’m sure I was thinking that stuff in my mind. I didn’t say it out loud… True Monarch Yellow Mountain was at a loss.

“It seems that fellow daoist Yellow Mountain didn’t change from last time. Whatever you’re thinking in your heart will appear on your face. Just by looking at you, I can more or less guess what you’re thinking,” Venerable White said with a gentle smile.

F*ck! So it wasn’t a mind-reading technique! True Monarch Yellow Mountain quickly straightened his face, erasing all traces of emotions from it.

“Hehe.” Venerable White gently laughed.

Then, he stretched out his hand and swung back his long black hair. Along with his movement, his hair started to flutter in the wind~

Next, Venerable White brightly smiled and released some of the charm he was restraining.

The world was immediately overshadowed.

The scene afterward was the same as that of a few days ago when Song Shuhang was courting death. This time, Venerable White had become the center of the world in True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s eyes.

The entire world was black and white, and only Venerable White retained his colors… dazzling and beautiful!

True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s heartbeat couldn’t help but speed up a bit.

Soon after, Venerable White restrained his charm, and all the feelings from before disappeared.

After staying silent for a moment, Yellow Mountain revealed a clumsy and forced smile.

“How was it? Incredible, isn’t it? Now I can restrain and release it at will!” Venerable White said proudly. “Therefore, you lot don’t need to avoid me anymore! I already know that many daoists in the group are avoiding me. However, I didn’t feel like calling you out.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain silently nodded.

Then, as soon as Venerable White turned his head… he quickly took out his mobile phone and opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Afterward, he clicked on Fairy Lychee’s avatar and entered her group space.

After looking at a few of her beautiful selfies, True Monarch Yellow Mountain heaved a sigh of relief.

Then, he cautiously shot a look at Venerable White—he felt that this Venerable White that could freely control his charm was even more dangerous than the one that couldn’t!!!

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“Ah! I haven’t arrived yet?” At this time, Song Shuhang was still flying. Since he had flown for a long time, his head had started to spin.

And that was not all… the ferocious-looking Branch Leader Jing Mo hadn’t given up and was still chasing him!

Just where is Senior White? I hope he isn’t riding his flying sword. Otherwise, wouldn’t I keep chasing after him forever?

While he imagined all this, the figure of a man stepping on the void appeared in front of him.

It was a middle-aged man with a solemn and cold expression. He had a long sword in his hand, and he was stepping on the void as if stepping on flat ground.

He wasn’t riding a flying sword, and he didn’t seem to be using any particular footwork. This man with a solemn and cold expression seemed to be pondering about something very important. Therefore, he was distracted while he was treading in the sky.

However, this wasn’t the real problem. The real problem was that the man was exactly on the trajectory that Song Shuhang was following!

“No, I’m gonna crash!” Song Shuhang called out in alarm… he would have liked to control his trajectory and avoid the man in the front. Unfortunately, he had no control over the Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique.

Moreover, since Venerable White seemed to be nearby, the speed of the Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique was getting faster and faster. It almost seemed to be in some frenzied state.

The middle-aged man with a cold and serious expression was so lost in thoughts that he didn’t hear Song Shuhang’s scream at all.

Then, Song Shuhang crashed into the back of the middle-aged man like a cannonball, and they continued flying together…